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2009

December
November
October
September 1
August 1
July
June 3
May 4
April 7
March 16
February 4
January 19

2008

December 44
November 28
October 77
September 35
August 10
July 14
June 8
May 11
April 12
March 24
February 12
January 42

2007

December 25
November 50
October 31
September 9
August
July 30
June 31
May 25
April
March
February
January
Is there a way to have multiple tumblr’s under on login?  I guess that’s what...
Jan 30th
this is so excellent.
Jan 24th
“Beware of deals in parachutes, brain surgery and...”
— Woman With Tattoo From...
Jan 24th
Last.fm: Free the Music
Jan 23rd
“[KFC] will pay $260,000 in the name of the dancer to its...”
— KFC Dares Super Bowl Players...
Jan 23rd
Reblogging Julia
Jan 21st
via www.thesmokinggun.com
Jan 18th
The Downward Spiral
Jan 18th
Dad Sodomized Teen Stepson to Avenge Rape of...
Jan 18th
sexy
Jan 18th
shey.net announces first padded case for macbook air ...
Jan 17th
“A new variety of staph bacteria, highly resistant to...”
— S.F. gay community an...
Jan 15th
Cottyn | That's what she twittered.
Jan 15th

I love Dreamhost.

What a great customer service email. Haha. “Hi Abby! Ack. Through a COMPLETE bumbling on our...
Jan 15th
“Apple receives $18 per iPhone per month from AT&T...”
— iPhone | InfoWorld
Jan 15th
yayyy new iphone software! :) i’m still waiting for the ability to send picture messages to...
Jan 15th
via icep Macworld 2008 Coverage at home. 
Jan 15th

Gym

Resolutions + Monday + Cold Weather = no parking spaces at the gym I literally drove around and...
Jan 14th
Warch Watch
Another Travis Barker remix.
Jan 14th
but I was close.
Jan 13th
Okay I was a tad wrong, I thought Metro Man had a band...
Jan 13th

Gladiators

Is it just me, or does Militia (from American Gladiators) look exactly like Metro-Man from Beauty...
Jan 13th
Best of Bootie 2007
Jan 11th

Race

Being a former high school/college athlete, I sometimes find it hard to exercise without a concrete...
Jan 10th
Rescue Time
Jan 10th
Network Solutions - domain squatting
Jan 10th
Crap, it’s the bad instructor. -I still got a good...
Jan 9th

Nike+

I added a Nike+ widget to my Tumblr. Hopefully this will be updated soon. I don’t have...
Jan 9th
Warch Watch
Human Tetris! :)
Jan 8th
haha i love this.
Jan 8th

The day I got my first calculator -...

teacher: All right, children, welcome to fourth grade math. Everybody take a calculator out of the bin.
me: What are these?
teacher: From now on we’ll be using calculators.
me: What do these things do?
teacher: Simple operations, like multiplication and division.
me: You mean this device just . . . does them? By itself?
teacher: Yes. You enter in the problem and press equal.
me: You . . . you knew about this machine all along, didn’t you? This whole time, while we were going through this . . . this charade with the pencils and the line paper and the stupid multiplication tables! . . . I’m sorry for shouting . . . It’s just . . . I’m a little blown away.
teacher: Okay, everyone, today we’re going to go over some word problems.
me: What the hell else do you have back there? A magical pen that writes book reports by itself? Some kind of automatic social studies worksheet that . . . that fills itself out? What the hell is going on?
teacher: If a farmer farms five acres of land a day—
me: So that’s it, then. The past three years have been a total farce. All this time I’ve been thinking, “Well, this is pretty hard and frustrating but I guess these are useful skills to have.” Meanwhile, there was a whole bin of these things in your desk. We could have jumped straight to graphing. Unless, of course, there’s some kind of graphing calculator!
teacher: There is. You get one in ninth grade.
me: Is this . . . Am I on TV? Is this a prank show?
teacher: No.
Jan 8th
The Alphabet in Skin folds.
Jan 8th
Warch Watch
Did anyone else see this commercial last night? Holy jeeze. It blew my mind. Amazing cross promotion...
Jan 8th
New Xerox Logo too Web 2.0, I don’t like it. 
Jan 8th

Running

Amanda Ferri emailed me a running plan that she claims got her up to speed last year. I think...
Jan 6th
Warch Watch
Kids Sex PSA - CollegeHumor video
Jan 6th

Unsafe. (2:21 am)

I am nervous. I just got home from a night of fun times and was unlocking my door when a girl who...
Jan 6th
Cool ad placement
Jan 5th
Blockles (aka: the most addicting game you...
Jan 3rd
Even though these people don’t “follow” me...
Jan 3rd
“ The Love Mattress: Modern Sleeping Solutions for Couples |...”
— The Love Mattress: Modern...
Jan 3rd
Christmas Day K’nex
Jan 2nd